Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Man Made Lesbian

Ten of the gayest things I've ever done.

1-My use of Aqua Velva on my face instead of pour refiner.

2-Mmman boobs.

3-Wearing the clunky heavy soled clogs I wear to make me look taller.

4-My delight at playing a shepard in the Sunday school nativity play.

5-Polishing the chrome on my Harley instead of my nails.

6-The aerobic club I started that never made it out of the sauna.

7-The time I dressed up as Tommy Lee Jones in "Men in Black" for Halloween and wore my costume for a solid week.

8-The time I woke up in my girlfriends arms, tho I'm pretty certain we didn't really do anything homosexualist as it would of woke up the other girl in the bed.

9-The application I filled out for the bouncer position at "The Gay Nineties."

10-Following two feet behind the gay pride parade to pick up litter. In my clogs and Halloween costume.

So there now, I've confessed. How bout you?

2 comments:

Professor Batty said...

... hmmm... I was a charter subscriber to Ms. magazine. Does that count? (I really was!)

Rootietoot said...

hm...I once went an entire winter wearing nothing but camoflauge pants and a chamois shirt. And hiking boots.